Agentic Analytics Meetup Paris — Shark Tank Edition

Six data teams pitch the analytics agent they actually built, five minutes each, and then a panel pulls it apart on reliability, adoption, governance and cost. The judges are Juliette Duizabo, head of data at Photoroom, Yochan Khoi, staff context engineer at Gorgias, Florian Drouet, lead data engineer at Qare, and Christophe Blefari, co-founder and CTO of nao. Build stack is open — nao, Hex, Cortex, Dust, Omni, Claude or in-house — and the call for pitches is still live. Qare hosts at 46 rue Notre Dame des Victoires in the 2nd. Pitches 19:00 to 20:00, drinks until 22:00. Free, waitlist running, 75 registered. Why go: the adversarial format is the point — these are the cost and governance questions that kill analytics agents in production, asked in public. Best for data engineers, analytics leads and heads of data.